Comic #3022: 2013-08-26

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Panel 1: Text: "HEY LITTLE CUTIE. I KNOW YOU’RE NOT TIRED, BUT IT’S TIME TO PUT AWAY YOUR BLOCKS AND GO TO SLEEP."

Panel 2: Text: "WHEELS ARE TURNING, AUNT JESSICA. WHEELS ARE TURNING."

Below the panels: Text: "Phrases I intend to teach my children:" 1) "If you dislike what someone did: 'Wheels are turning, __'" 2) "If you didn’t get what you want: 'Oh outrageous fortune!'" 3) "If you’re hungry: 'The spider wants its fly.'" 4) "If you meet someone: 'Well well well… if it isn’t ____'" 5) "If the food you got isn’t tasty: 'Assassin! Assassin!'"

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