Comic #4248: the-harvest

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Panel 1: (RAYYYMOND) RAYYYMOND: DEATH?! ARE YOU HERE BECAUSE OF MY UNHEALTHY AND SEDENTARY LIFESTYLE?

Panel 2: DEATH: No. DEATH: Well, sorta.

Panel 3: DEATH: I WANT YOU TO BE A PROPHET. SPREAD YOUR CHEESE-CENTRIC WAY OF LIVING AROUND THE WORLD.

Panel 4: DEATH: YOU ARE LIKE THE SEED OF A GREAT HARVEST. YOU WILL BE SPARED SO THAT YOUR DESCENDANTS CAN BE CULLED EN MASSE.

Panel 5: RAYYYMOND: I DUNNO IF I WANT TO BE THE CAUSE OF MASS WORLDWIDE DEATH.

Panel 6: DEATH: OR I COULD JUST KILL YOU NOW.

Panel 7: RAYYYMOND: I’M GONNA START DRINKING HEAVILY.

Panel 8: DEATH: THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

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