Comic #334: 2005-12-14
Description
Here’s a detailed description of the comic along with the transcription of the text:
Description: The comic features a panel with a woman on the left who has light brown hair and is wearing a pink top. She appears to be speaking to a robot on the right named Electro-mat 5-billion, which has a square head, large eyes, and metallic arms. The background is colorful with a light blue top and a green bottom.
Transcription of the Text:
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Woman: "OH HI, ARE YOU ELECTRO-MAT 5-BILLION?"
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Robot: "YES! I RESPONDED TO YOUR ONLINE DATING INQUIRY."
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Woman: "TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF."
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Robot: "I AM PROGRAMMED TO FEEL ONLY TRUE PERFECT LOVE OR PURE UNBRIDLED HATRED."
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Woman: "WOW."
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Robot: "THAT WAS SO LOVELY, THE WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT…"
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Robot: "WELL THANKS, I…"
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Robot: "SHUT YOUR FACE YOU UGLY WHORE!!!"
The comic humorously contrasts the robot's programmed emotional capacity with an unexpected and aggressive response.