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Comic #334: 2005-12-14

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Description

Here’s a detailed description of the comic along with the transcription of the text:

Description: The comic features a panel with a woman on the left who has light brown hair and is wearing a pink top. She appears to be speaking to a robot on the right named Electro-mat 5-billion, which has a square head, large eyes, and metallic arms. The background is colorful with a light blue top and a green bottom.

Transcription of the Text:

  1. Woman: "OH HI, ARE YOU ELECTRO-MAT 5-BILLION?"

  2. Robot: "YES! I RESPONDED TO YOUR ONLINE DATING INQUIRY."

  3. Woman: "TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF."

  4. Robot: "I AM PROGRAMMED TO FEEL ONLY TRUE PERFECT LOVE OR PURE UNBRIDLED HATRED."

  5. Woman: "WOW."

  6. Robot: "THAT WAS SO LOVELY, THE WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT…"

  7. Robot: "WELL THANKS, I…"

  8. Robot: "SHUT YOUR FACE YOU UGLY WHORE!!!"

The comic humorously contrasts the robot's programmed emotional capacity with an unexpected and aggressive response.