Comic #3689: surprise

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Panel 1: Sound effect: "click!" Children in bed, startled.

Panel 2: Text: "THIS HAS BEEN A SIMULATED MONSTER ATTACK. I NOTICE THAT NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU MADE AN ORDERLY EXIT FROM THE ROOM." Character: A person with a green monster costume and an assertive expression.

Panel 3: Text: "IF THIS HAD BEEN A REAL MONSTER ATTACK, YOU WOULD BOTH BE DEAD." The character appears more serious.

Panel 4: Child 1: "DAD, MONSTERS AREN'T REAL." Child 2: "OH?"

Panel 5: Character: "WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WHO TERRIFIES HIS KIDS AT 3AM ON A SCHOOL NIGHT ENTIRELY FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT?"

Panel 6: Child 1: "TOUCHÉ." Character, seemingly playful: "SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!"

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