Comic #4100: sex-has-been-solved
Description
Here is the transcription of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Person 1: "Hey, whatcha doin' tonight?"
- Person 2: "Sorry, I'm not in the mood ever again."
Panel 2:
- Person 2: "I created a machine intelligence, and it solved sex."
- Person 1: "The outcome of an erotic encounter can now be predicted entirely from initial conditions. Sex is now pointless."
Panel 3:
- Person 2: "But, solved games are only solved if both competitors engage in perfect play."
- Person 1: "And imperfect play… just happens to be my forté."
Panel 4:
- Person 2: "Why… you might do anything."
- Person 1: "So, what was the furry squeegee supposed to do?"
Panel 5:
- Person 2: "Dry up the buttermilk. Duh."