Comic #2528: 2012-04-18
Description
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Panel 1:
- Text at the top: "In the near future, we will master developmental biology."
- A character at a computer display says: "That's it! We've got it mapped from -3/+3 to 25 years old."
Panel 2:
- A character poses a question: "The men of the future will demand their children have strengths they lacked."
- Another character responds with: "10 inch dick."
- Followed by: "Do you want to enhance anything else? Our powers here are limitless!"
Panel 3:
- A new character expresses concern: "What the hell do you do with that?"
Panel 4:
- Another character suggests: "An arms race will develop."
- The dialogue includes: "30 inch vagina."
Panel 5:
- The character continues: "She could also be a great athlete or musician—or 40 inch vagina."
Panel 6:
- The dialogue progresses: "That arms race will escalate."
- It includes: "Developmental science will be strained to its limits."
Panel 7:
- Text reads: "50, 60, 70—A thousand!"
Panel 8:
- The text states: "Humanity will become nothing but massive, shambling genitals."
Panel 9:
- A panel is marked: "This panel censored."
Panel 10:
- The text mentions: "Unable to operate the scientific machinery without opposable thumbs, they will birth a new generation without any modifications."
- A scene with characters is labeled as "Censored."
Panel 11:
- Characters are shown in front of a sign that reads: "MOUNT RUSHMORE."
Panel 12:
- The text reads: "They will be the unhappiest people who ever lived."
- A character asks: "So, what do you do for fun?"
- The response is: "I like to collect stamps."
- The next character asks: "You're not by any chance a six-foot tall throbbing erection as well, are you?"
- The answer is: "No. Gotcha."
This transcription captures the text and context of each panel accurately.