Comic #621: 2006-12-05

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Panel 1: Character 1: "Son, you should love a woman the same way you love a beautiful tree."

Panel 2: Character 2: "Wow, that's a wonderful metaphor."

Panel 3: Character 1: "Metaphor?" Character 2: "Oh, yeah. Hey! Look at that!"

Caption at the bottom: "Surreptitiously, I brushed the bark out of my teeth."