Comic #4533: hunting-man

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Here is the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character with an eye patch: "I’m tired of Wild Game. I want to hunt the deadliest prey: MAN."

Panel 2:

• Other character: "Sir, that is not the domain of a sporting hunter."
• Character with an eye patch: "Have you seen man? On average, man is on a couch."

Panel 3:

• Character with an eye patch: "How do you imagine this is a challenge? Hunting man is like hunting a chimp with no legs."

Panel 4:

• Character with an eye patch: "I mean, look at me! You’re armed, you’re talking to me about killing people, and I’m still putting 75% of my attention into watching this cooking show."

Panel 5:

• Other characters in the background: (a character is labeled "Friend: Pho")
• Other character: "Is this the one where they battle to see who’s best at noodles?"
• Other character: "I know the one you’re talking about, but this is a different show about cooking the best noodles."

Panel 6:

• Character with an eye patch: "Ah."

Panel 7:

• Character with an eye patch: "So, if I want the thrill of danger… to feel death nipping at my heels…"
• Other character: "Texting while driving is pretty popular."