Comic #5400: soulmates

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Panel 1: Child: "Dad, do you believe that you have to find your soulmate?" Parent: "Soulmates aren't 'found.'"

Panel 2: Parent: "Soulmates are made by spending time together. So much time that your partner habituates to all of your behaviors which rightfully should cause her to detest you."

Panel 3: Parent: "For instance, I haven't clipped my toenails in 6 months, and your mother hasn't said a word." Child: (nods)

Panel 4: Parent: "I have noticed, but it is like the knowledge of my future death. Present, but too familiar to be hated."

Panel 5: Parent: "I've noticed, but I long ago murdered the part of my mind capable of feeling anger or sadness about it!"

Panel 6: Parent: "Soulmates!"

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