Comic #2118: 2011-03-02

Description

Here is the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1: Top Text: "You may think you lose a lot of time to online RPGs." Character 1: "What the? Where the hell did twelve hours go?"

Panel 2: Middle Text: "That time isn't lost. It's stored." Character 2: "Good. We just got half a day from unit 6.67428G."

Panel 3: Text: "Stored for a day when all the systems administrators will strike." Character 3: "What? An intelligence report on sysadmins fomenting revolution? They're all unathletic nerds!"

Panel 4: Text: "In a single minute, they'll accomplish thousands of years of warfare." Character 4: "Did you see a blur just woosh by?" Character 5: "It… it looked like a fat bespectacled man in a ninja suit."

Panel 5: Text: "Victorious, they shall withdraw in peace. But, not before making some changes." Text: "The national anthem is now the first three Star Wars movies, the capital is now SPACE, and storing files on a shared root directory is punishable by death."

Panel 6: Text: [Several characters appear]

Character 6: (with long hair)
Character 7: (wearing a black shirt)
Character 8: (African American woman with glasses)
Character 9: (in a black shirt, appears serious)

Character 9: "First, three Star Wars movies, the capital is now SPACE, and storing files on a shared root directory is punishable by death."