Comic #5736: true-love-3

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Panel 1: Text at the top: “…But my true love never came! As I wept in the darkness, a tree fell upon me. That was forty years ago, but still, I haunt these woods.”

Panel 2: Character 1: “Who was the true love?”

Character 2 (with a speech bubble): “Lewis G. Burlingate”

Panel 3: Character 3: “Lewis?! Lewie Burlingate? He’s still alive! God, Lewie? He’s 58 and still crushes a six pack of Coors 3 days a week. Literally crushes against his forehead. The young guys think it’s hilarious, but geez. He should be with his kids more. Hold up, I’ll fish him out of the pub.”

Panel 4: Text at the top: “Shortly…”

Character 3: “Sally! Sally, I never forgot!”

Character 4: “My name is Elizabeth.”

Panel 5: Character 1: “Can ghosts do sex?”

Character 4: “Maybe I’ll become a dryad.”

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