Comic #5737: relationship

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Panel 1: Person with curly hair: "OUR LIVES HAVE BECOME DULL AND REPETITIVE. OUR LOVE HAS COOLED AND COOLED UNTIL IT HAS FINALLY CONGEALED INTO A POLITE MUTUAL ACKNOWLEDGMENT, BEREFT OF SURPRISE OR JOY OR HOPE." Person with straight hair: "OH ABSOLUTELY."

Panel 2: Person with straight hair: "BUT WHADDYA GONNA DO?" Person with curly hair: "I THINK WE SHOULD LIVE OUR CURRENT LIFESTYLES BUT IMAGINE OUR MUTUAL DISREGARD IS A FETISH DYNAMIC WE'RE PLAYING OUT 24 HOURS A DAY."

Panel 3: Person with straight hair: "THAT DOESN'T INTEREST ME PERSONALLY, BUT I'M PREPARED TO PAY LIP SERVICE TO YOUR DESIRES IN SLOWLY DIMINISHING QUANTITIES OVER THE NEXT TWO WEEKS IN THE HOPES THAT YOU LOSE INTEREST." Person with curly hair: "SO HOT."

Panel 4: Person with curly hair: "RIGHT ON, BABE."

Note: Character actions or emotions were not transcribed, focusing only on the dialogue as requested.