Comic #6102: mqi

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Panel 1:
Character 1 (with curly hair): "Bad news, Mom. You're doing really poorly on the Momming Quality Index."

Panel 2:
Character 2: "You're condensing every aspect of being a good mom to a single number?"
Character 1: "On a scale of 1-10, you're hovering above 3."

Panel 3:
Character 1: "This includes a variable for 'quantity of cookies made as compared to Molly's mom.'"
Character 2: "Mrs. Crawford, yes. She’s 8+. Since we’ve been keeping data and indeed her C-value has been decisive."

Panel 4:
Character 2 (looking surprised): "I…"

Panel 5:
Character 1: "I don't agree with any of the underlying methods yet I have an incredibly strong desire to max out my score."
Character 1 (continued): "This would be a good time to mention I accidentally flushed your wallet."