Comic #6103: fake

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "ANNE, I HAVE A CONFESSION… I'VE BEEN FAKING ORGASMS."
• Character 2: "OBVIOUSLY."

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "YOU KNEW?"
• Character 2: "I NOTICED FIVE YEARS AGO."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "I'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTALLY RAMPING DOWN THE QUALITY OF SEX EVER SINCE. AT THIS POINT I CONTRIBUTE NOTHING AT ALL AND YOUR BEHAVIOR REMAINS UNCHANGED!"

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "LOOK, I GOT THE RESULTS PUBLISHED IN AN ECONOMICS JOURNAL!"
• (Title on the paper): "Erotic Moral Hazard: A Case Study"

Panel 5:

• Character 2: "WE NEED TO WORK ON COMMUNICATION."
• Character 1: "NO! I JUST NEED THREE MORE YEARS OF DATA!"