Comic #6661: partner

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Panel 1: Alien: "GOOD NEWS HUMAN! I HAVE USED YOUR BROWSER HISTORY TO CREATE YOUR IDEAL PARTNER!"
Human: "WHAT?!"

Panel 2: Alien: "NO! NO! MY GOD THAT HISTORY IS AN INSULT TO WOMEN OF ALL AGES, RACES AND CREEDS, AND A FEW DUDES ALSO, AND THE HUMAN SPECIES IN GENERAL."

Panel 3: Alien: "ANYONE WHO SEES THIS PERSON WILL FIND ME TO BE SHALLOW, REPULSIVE, AND SLIGHTLY EVIL!"
Human: "BUT WE'VE MADE ALL OF YOU PARTNERS LIKE THIS."

Panel 4: Human: "NO! DON’T LET ME SEE THOSE BECAUSE I WILL FIND OTHER PEOPLE SHALLOW, REPULSIVE, AND SLIGHTLY EVIL!"

Panel 5: Alien: "I THOUGHT HUMANS WERE A SOCIAL SPECIES."
Human: "I MEAN, WE USE EACH OTHER A LOT?"