Comic #6749: temple

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Title: Welcome to Generic Temple!

1. Panel 1:
   • Background: Soft purple.
   • Central Figure: A hooded figure at a podium, presenting. The figure has a checkmark above it, indicating approval or successful presence.
   • Text: "WELCOME TO GENERIC TEMPLE!"
2. Panel 2:
   • The hooded figure continues to speak.
   • Text Box: "PLEASE CHOOSE FROM OUR SELECTION OF RELIEVING MENTAL STATES:"
   • Bullet Points:
     • "-All this is part of a plan"
     • "-All this is temporary and will be better later"
     • "-There is no 'you' to begin with, so tribulations don’t matter"
3. Panel 3:
   • The figure advises the audience.
   • Text: "HOLD THAT CHOICE IN YOUR HEAD AS WE ENGAGE IN A GROUP ACTIVITY SUCH AS SINGING AND/OR DANCING. AS A SOCIAL ANIMAL, YOU WILL GIVE INTO THE RELIEVING MENTAL STATE OUT OF A BELIEF THAT OTHERS HAVE DONE LIKEWISE."
   • Description: The audience, depicted as a crowd, is engaged in the suggested activities.
4. Panel 4:
   • The figure explains a timeline.
   • Text: "THE MENTAL STATE WILL REMAIN FOR ABOUT 6 DAYS AT WHICH POINT YOU WILL HAVE ACCUMULATED ENOUGH COUNTER-EVIDENCE TO AUTOMATICALLY RETURN TO YOUR DEFAULT STATE OF ANXIOUS TERROR."
5. Panel 5:
   • Transition to the next instruction.
   • Text: "ON DAY 7, RETURN TO GENERIC TEMPLE FOR RENEWED MENTAL IMPROVEMENT. WE WILL REPEAT THIS CYCLE FOREVER UNTIL YOU ARE ALMOST DEAD!"
   • Description: A member of the audience looks confused and concerned.
6. Panel 6:
   • A response from the audience.
   • Text (from confused member): "THEN WHAT?"
7. Panel 7:
   • The hooded figure presents afterlife options.
   • Text: "YOUR CHOICE OF AFTERLIFE!"
   • Bullet Points:
     • "-Merge with everyone else, eliminating strife"
     • "-Perpetual happiness by assertion"
     • "-Oblivion, so you got away with all the bad stuff you did"

End of comic: The comic humorously addresses existential themes through its absurd premise.