Comic #4559: comedy

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Panel 1: "FUN PARENTING PRANK: RAISE YOUR CHILD IN A WEIRD, FABRICATED CULTURE. THEN, WHEN THEY'RE IN THEIR TWENTIES, CONVINCE THEM TO DO STAND UP COMEDY."

Panel 2: "ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER BEING A KID AND HAVING TO WEAR MEAT-SHOES TO SCHOOL EVERY SINGLE WEDNESDAY? MY PARENTS COULD ONLY AFFORD FISH, SO NEEDLESS TO SAY I NEVER GOT A GIRL TO TOUCH MY EAR. NOT FOR LACK OF TRYING! I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY DAYS I SPENT UNDER THE GREEN ORB OF SHAME!"

Panel 3: "THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!"