Comic #1695: 2009-12-24

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0 YEARS DATING:

• Do you like me?
  • Yes
  • No

1 YEAR DATING:

• Do you like me?
  • Yes
  • No
  • No, but I pity you, which is similar.
  • Yes. Buy me shit.

2 YEARS DATING:

• Do you like me?
  • Yes
  • No
  • No, but I pity you, which is similar.
  • Yes. Buy me shit.

3 YEARS DATING:

• Do you like me?
  • Yes
  • No
  • No, but I pity you, which is similar.
  • Yes, but in an entirely unsatisfactory way, which I'll insist you should be pleased with.

5 YEARS DATING:

• Do you like me?
  • Yes
  • No
  • No, but I pity you, which is similar.
  • Yes, but in an entirely unsatisfactory way, which I'll insist you should be pleased with.
  • Only in the way I like my reliable but emotionally uninteresting Volvo.

10 YEARS DATING:

• Do you like me?
  • Are you terrified of dying alone and unloved too?
    • Yes
    • No

This captures the structure and wording of the comic accurately.