Comic #5711: sue

Description

Here’s a transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1: Character 1: "PAPA! WHY DID YOU NAME ME SUE?!" Character 2: "I GAVE YOU THAT NAME TO MAKE LIFE HARD. SO YOU'D GROW UP TO BE STRONG AND WISE. I SEE I HAVE SUCCEEDED."

Panel 2: Character 1: "SO…IT WAS TO HELP ME." Character 2: "YES. IT ALSO WORKED FOR… YOUR BROTHER."

Panel 3: Character 1: "TINKERBELL VON SPHINCTER-NUGGETS."

Panel 4: Character 2: "Quantum Mechanics for the Smart."

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