Comic #6903: new-years

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Panel 1:
NEW YEAR, NEW ME!
I'M GONNA GET FIT,
FIND LOVE, AND ACHIEVE
ALL MY BIG GOALS, AND
NOTHING WILL STAND
IN MY WAY!

Panel 2:
LATER…

Panel 3:
LATER STILL…

Panel 4:
AND THEN…

Panel 5:
THE MAN WAS SUCCESSFUL IN ALL HIS RESOLUTIONS.
DON’T LIKE IT? WELL, HE DOESN’T EXIST TO MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR FAILURES. THIS IS THE END
OF THE COMIC.