Comic #6904: unity-3
Description
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Panel 1:
- Person with glasses and a white lab coat is excited: "AT LAST! ARTIFICIAL SUPERINTELLIGENCE! NOW, TELL ME HOW TO UNIFY HUMANITY!"
Panel 2:
- Another character (tall, gray) responds: "BEHOLD!"
Panel 3:
- Person with glasses looks at a small figure in the hand of the gray character: "It’s just a fake human on a stick."
Panel 4:
- Gray character explains: "It is a 'gratch.' That’s the slur you’ll use."
Panel 5:
- Gray character continues: "Gratches are an ethnicity of humans. They are lazy while taking all the jobs, intellectually inferior yet incredibly cunning, docile yet prone to dangerous passions, needing help while secretly ruling the world."
Panel 6:
- Person with glasses says: "You can all be racist against them at once! Because gratches don’t actually exist, all humans will technically be unified!"
Panel 7:
- Gray character replies: "I feel we’ll eventually realize you’re waving a doll on a stick."
Panel 8:
- Gray character continues: "Nah. Bigotry is to you as laser pointers are to cats."
Panel 9:
- Another character (the gratch) demands: "I DEMAND EQUAL RIGHTS!"
Panel 10:
- Gray character, with a smirk: "You mean you want special rights, you parasitic son of a…"
Panel 11:
- Gratch looks dejected: "WELL, POO."
Panel 12:
- Gray character cheerfully: "WHO WANTS A TREAT? YOU'LL FEEL BETTER WITH A TREAT!"
Panel 13:
- Gray character is offering a doll-like figure: "YOU’LL FEEL BETTER WITH A TREAT!"
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