Comic #6783: productivity-4

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Here’s the transcription of the comic titled "Productivity Tips":

Panel 1: Text: FINISH ALL YOUR WEEKLY FLOSSING ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE WEEK! Image description: A character is shown struggling with dental floss, teeth clenched.

Panel 2: Text: INSTEAD OF SLEEPING AT NIGHT, JUST WORRY! Subtext: Just because it’ll never happen doesn’t mean I shouldn’t prepare. Image description: A character is lying in bed, staring anxiously at the ceiling.

Panel 3: Text: NEVER FIND LOVE. Subtext: Sorry, we’re perfectly compatible mentally, emotionally, spiritually. I don’t have time to stare into your ocean-blue eyes, so - stick to sex? Image description: A character with a perplexed expression is holding a phone.

Panel 4: Text: ANSWER ALL OF YOUR EMAILS FOR THE WEEK IN A SINGLE GIANT GROUP EMAIL! Subtext: ATTENTION Email list:

• Re: tacos for Tuesday dinner - can we double the guacamole?
• Re: colonoscopy - yes, let’s proceed
• Re: casual Friday - are uncollared shirts too informal?
• Re: exploring our kinks together - can we double the guacamole?

Image description: A character is typing on a laptop, looking harried.

Source credit: smbc-comics.com