Comic #5356: fossils-3

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "HEY SATAN. BURYING SOME FOSSILS AGAIN?"
• Character 2: "OH YEAH!"
• Character 2: "yawn"
• Character 2: "What?"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "You know quantum entanglement? You entangle two particles and when you measure a quality of one it simultaneously determines that quality in the other, no matter how distant?"
• Character 2: "Yeah."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "It's not real! The universe is deterministic and local! I just set it up so whenever two measurers check an 'entangled' system, they get the result you'd expect to have if they were mysteriously influencing each other!"

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "Dude…"
• Character 2: "The coincidences will stop in a few years and they are all just gonna freak out!"
• Character 1: "That's how you f— with the humans."

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Panel 6:

• (Character 1 is shown thinking with a bone in hand)

Panel 7:

• (Character 1 throwing a skull)

Panel 8:

• (Character 1 sitting alone, looking contemplative)

Bottom text:

• "smbc-comics.com"