Comic #6504: tangled-2

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Panel 1:
Character 1: “I GOTTA CLIMB YOUR HAIR ALL THE WAY UP THERE TO MARRY YOU?”

Panel 2:
Character 2: “YOU KNOW HAIRS HAVE NATURAL OILS, RIGHT? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED THIS? IT’S LIKE OLD YARN THAT GOT DROPPED IN GREASE.”

Panel 3:
Character 1: “ARE YOU AWARE THAT THERE ARE LIKE 10 MILLION GIRLS ALREADY DOWN HERE? AT GROUND LEVEL? NO EVIL SORCERY OR NOTHING.”

Panel 4:
Character 2: “I’M A HEREDITARY NOBLE. GUARANTEED LIFETIME INCOME IF YOU MARRY ME.”

Panel 5:
Character 1: “UGH, GOD, IT’S GOT DEAD ANIMALS IN IT.”

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