Comic #3478: 2014-11-25

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Panel 1: Character 1: "BIG ROCK IS MOST FUNDAMENTAL PARTICLE IN UNIVERSE!" Character 2: "NO! BIG ROCK IS MADE UP OF SMALL ROCKS."

Panel 2: Character 1: "LOOK! SMALL ROCK COME OUT OF BIG ROCK! SMALL ROCK FUNDAMENTAL!"

Panel 3: Character 2: "…SMALL ROCK IS MAYBE STATISTICAL ARTIFACT."

Panel 4: Character 1: "OKAY. SMALL ROCK FUNDAMENTAL." Character 2: "ME TOLD YOU SO!"

Panel 5: Character 1: "WAIT! SMALL ROCK MADE UP OF VERY SMALL ROCKS! VERY SMALL ROCK IS FUNDAMENTAL."

Panel 6: Character 2: "NO SUCH THING AS VERY SMALL ROCK!"

Panel 7: Character 1: "TO COLLIDER!"

Panel 8: Character 2: "HA! VERY SMALL ROCKS NOT SPUT SMALL ROCK IS FUNDAMENTAL."

Panel 9: Character 1: "JUST NEED ROCKS GO FASTER! THEN FIND VERY SMALL ROCK!" Character 2: "Suuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Panel 10: Text: "10,000 ITERATIONS LATER…" Character 3: "PROFESSOR, WHAT’S A FUNDAMENTAL PARTICLE?" Character 4: "ANYTHING SMALLER THAN WHAT WAS FUNDAMENTAL A GENERATION AGO."