Comic #5765: phallus

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Panel 1: Spider 1: "Baby, if it’s okay with you I’d like to detach my phallus after we copulate in order to deny access to future mates."

Panel 2: Spider 2: "Honestly that feels a little possessive."

Panel 3: Spider 1: "I guess I just see our relationship as a serious one."

Panel 4: Spider 1: "Also, like, this thing just pops off after sex. Evolution sucks."
Spider 2: "Evolution sucks."