Comic #2368: 2011-11-07-2

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Panel 1:
Text:
"My mom was becoming a creepy cat lady."
Speech Bubble:
"I HAVE SO MANY BABIES!"

Panel 2:
Text:
"So I made her a device that said facts about cats whenever she was near."
Speech Bubble:
"A GROUP OF CATS IS A 'CLOWDER'"

Panel 3:
Text:
"Later, I remotely adjusted the content to be less cute."
Speech Bubble:
"I LIKE TO WATCH RODENTS BEG FOR DEATH."

Panel 4:
Text:
"My penis is covered in spikes to seal off my mate's vagina after sex."
Cat with lightning bolt:

Panel 5:
Text:
"If you die and nobody notices, I will eat your body."
Dog with lightning bolt:

Panel 6:
Text:
"Now she’s a dog person."

Panel 7:
Text:
"For the moment…"
Speech Bubble:
"I CAN'T TELL YOUR LEG FROM A DOG'S VAGINA."

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