Comic #6485: counsel
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Panel 1: Speaker 1: "I'm afraid it's terminal. You probably got it when that tanker of radioactive waste drowned your family as you struggled to save them."
Speaker 2: "You win some, you lose some."
Panel 2: Caption: "The Secret Council of Women was assembled."
Speaker: "Welcome, sisters! We meet in love, and may your boxes of wine never run dry!"
Panel 3: Speaker 1: "What if we just taught men not to be emotional zones?"
Speaker 2: "They'll be called sissies."
Speaker 3: "We could do reverse psychology! Tell them to rebel by showing—"
Speaker 4: "They'll be called sissies."
Speaker 5: "Christ, pass the cheesecake, lummox! Sister Leigh!"
Panel 4: Speaker 6: "Sadness will be referred to as ‘doom-void’, love will be ‘blood-boll’, happiness will be ‘pain-squill’ because of the smiling, and ecstatically mirthful laughter will simply be ‘lip-possibility’."
Panel 5: Speaker 7: "Has anyone ever been crushed in the ‘doom-void’? Shanked right in the ‘nads of hope’?"
Speaker 8: "I hate it when that happens!"
Speaker 9: "They all mean so much to me!"
Panel 6: Speaker 10: "Let's bust some faaaaaaaaaaaace!"
Panel 7: Caption: "But victory was not without consequences."
Speaker 11: "I never noticed the surge. Every morning it returns, pink pours forth with red like an angry cyclops disemboweling the night."
Panel 8: Caption: "The combination of constant raw feeling and unfamiliar language made men hard to respond to."
Speaker 12: "I still remember when you skull-frogged me brain to shiny! The day we met! Christ’s balls!"
Speaker 13: "I, too, that…"
Panel 9: Speaker 14: "Women began to withdraw emotionally."
Speaker 15: "I'm copulating, Mom. Poked sideways by the cock-punch of fate! This world, your presence has always just absolutely boiled my frickin' ass!"
Speaker 16: "You win some, you lose some."
Panel 10: Caption: "And so the cycle continues…"
Speaker 17: "Welcome to the Council of Men, you stupid bitches bastards!"
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