Comic #1383: 2009-02-11

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Here’s the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1: Optimist:
"THE GLASS IS HALF FULL."

Panel 2: Pessimist:
"THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTY."

Panel 3: Opportunist:
"WHILE YOU WERE DISCUSSING IT, I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOMS."

The visuals feature three characters in separate panels, each expressing a viewpoint about the glass of water on the table.