Comic #4753: soonish-3

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Panel 1: Person 1: "DO YOU WORRY ONLINE DATING SITES HAVE MADE US TOO PICKY?" Person 2: "HM?"

Panel 2: Person 1: "LIKE, INSTEAD OF FUNDAMENTALS PEOPLE FOCUS ON NARROW SPECIFICS."

Panel 3: Person 2: "YOU CAN GET SO OBSESSED WITH TINY STUFF, EVENTUALLY YOU’RE JUST ASKING FOR IMPOSSIBILITIES, AND YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE ALONE." Person 1: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT."

Panel 4: Computer screen: "LIKES: ENVIRONMENTALISM, LAWNCARE. LOOKING FOR: MAN OR WOMAN WHO CAN EFFICIENTLY METABOLIZE PURE CELLULOSE."

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