Comic #1579: 2009-08-30

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Title: HOW SCIENCE REPORTING WORKS:

1st Panel: Scientist: "We destroyed ten percent of cancer cells in a lab rat's tail."

2nd Panel: Headline: "CANCER CURED"

3rd Panel: Scientist: "We didn't CURE cancer. We're just moving faster toward a future treatment."

4th Panel: Headline: "TIME TRAVEL DISCOVERED"

5th Panel: Scientist: "F–k YOU!"

6th Panel: Headline: "SCIENTIST RAPES REPORTER"