Comic #3182: 2014-02-02

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Basic Police Technique: Good Cop

Officer: "How 'bout you talk, and we'll get you some better food."

Suspect: "Never."

Intermediate: Good Cop, Bad Cop

Officer: "My partner plays by the book. I don't. If you want your mouth to stay intact, make it talk!"

Suspect: "Do your worst, pig!"

Advanced: Good Cop, Bad Cop, Nietzschean Cop

Officer: "There is no universal morality. Only will to power. And with that knowledge in mind, I have chosen to be an interrogator."

Suspect: "I'll talk! I'll talk!"