Comic #7094: wallet-2
Description
Sure! Here’s a transcription of the comic text:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "GIMME YOUR WALLET!"
- Character 2: "AMAZING! LET ME GET MY PHONE."
Panel 2:
- Character 2: "HEY GUYS I’M HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME TODAY BECAUSE I’M GETTING MUGGED RIGHT NOW. CLICK LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO HELP SUPPORT MY PHONE."
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "WHAT'RE YOU DOING?"
- Character 2: "CAN I GET YOU TO SIGN THIS WAIVER FOR PERMISSION TO USE YOUR LIKENESS?"
Panel 4:
- Character 1: "FORGET IT, MUGGING OVER."
- Character 2: "NO! HEY!"
Panel 5:
- Character 2: "BACK WHEN I WAS A TEEN, WHEN YOU MUGGED SOMEONE YOU HAD A GENUINE EXPERIENCE. YOU WERE THERE, TERRIFIED, TOGETHER. IT WAS MEANINGFUL. INTIMATE."
Panel 6:
- Character 1: "JEEZ, IT’S JUST PEOPLE HAVING FUN ONLINE."
- Character 2: "THE FACT THAT YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE THE PROBLEM IS WHAT’S MOST DISTRESSING."
Panel 7:
- Character 2: "YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M DROPPING OUT. FORGET IT. I’M MOVING TO THE COUNTRYSIDE TO A TRUER, REALER, MORE WHOLE LIFE."
Panel 8:
- Character 1: "AND SO…"
- Character 1: "GIMME ALL YOUR COWS!"
- Character 2: "ONE SEC. LET ME GET MY PHONE."
This transcription captures the dialogue for each panel accurately. Let me know if you need anything else!