Comic #3694: this-is-incredible

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "DAD! MY FAVORITE BAND MEMBER LEFT MY FAVORITE BAND AND IT’S NOT THE SAAAAAME!"
• Character 2 (Dad): "Wow. This is incredible."

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "I’m so non-sad, I’m anti-sad."
• Character 1: "LOOK! I CAN RUB THIS FRESHLY-SLICED ONION RIGHT INTO MY EYE, AND I’M NOT CRYING AT ALL."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "I can punch myself in the nose, and my tear ducts stay totally dry!"
• Character 1: "WATCH! I CAN DRAIN THE ENTIRE SWIMMING POOL, WITH MY FACE ACTING AS A REVERSED WATER HOSE!"

Panel 4:

• Character 2 (Dad): "I HATE YOU, DADDY."

Panel 5:

• Narration: "LATER…"
• Character 2 (Mom): "THAT ONION TRICK MUST’VE BEEN HARD."
• Character 1 (Dad): "PARENTING IS ABOUT SACRIFICE."

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