Comic #2144: 2011-03-28

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Panel 1:

• Thief: "GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY OR I'LL KILL YOU."
• Woman: "TAKE MY PURSE! TAKE IT!"

Panel 2:

• Thief: "OH, WOW. THERE'S A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET IN HERE. I'M RICH!"

Panel 3:

• Caption: "SOON…"
• Thief: "I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT CONTRIBUTING. IT'S TIME TO TURN TOWARD PHILANTHROPY!"

Panel 4:

• Thief: "GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY OR I'LL MAKE YOU FEEL THE SHAME OF PRIVILEGE!"
• Man: (looking shocked)