Comic #2325: 2011-09-25

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WHAT YOU THINK BEING A DOCTOR WILL BE LIKE:

Person 1 (doctor): "Doctor! We need your hands! The patient's tumor is growing so quickly it may explode and take us all with it! Save us, save us with your skill!"

Person 2: "I’m on my way."

WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE:

Person 1 (doctor): "Doctor. We need you to drain some pus."

Person 2: "I’m on my way."

Person 3: "Take your time. That scrotum's not goin' anywhere."

Let me know if you need anything else!