Comic #6277: finite

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "DEAR GOD, WHY SHOULDN'T I SIN ALL DAY LONG?"
• God: "YOU'LL GO TO HELL. INFINITE PUNISHMENT FOR FINITE ACTION. IT'S A SCREW-JOB."

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "BUT THE ACTION ISN'T FINITE! SUPPOSE I GO OUT TONIGHT AND DO BUTT STUFF WITH TWO DUDES."
• God: "OKAY."

Panel 3:

• Person 1: "THAT BUTT STUFF IS INDELIBLE IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!"

Panel 4:

• Person 1: "IT ABIDES IN THE PAST FOR ETERNITY! IT IS ALWAYS! IT IS INFINITE! FOR NEVERENDING YEARS IN HELL I WILL BRING IT TO MIND - IT WILL BE MY PRESENT WHENEVER I CHOOSE!"

Panel 5:

• God: "OH YEAH? WELL I’M GOD AND I CAN ERASE IT FROM HISTORY."
• Person 1: "SURE, BUT THEN YOU’VE ERASED MY SIN AND I GO STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN."

Panel 6:

• Person 1: "EITHER YOU ADMIT THAT SINS ARE INFINITELY ENJOYABLE AND THEREFORE BALANCE ETERNITY IN HELL OR YOU ADMIT THAT SINS CAN BE ERASED, MAKING HELL NON-ETERNAL, THEREFORE JUSTIFYING ENJOYABLE FINITE SINS!"

Panel 7:

• Person 1: "CHECKMATE, GOD. CHECK AND MATE."

Panel 8 (later…):

• Angel: "…AND THAT’S WHEN I GAVE HIS DICK LEPROSY."

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