Comic #2896: 2013-04-22

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Panel 1: Top text: OUR GIRL KEPT WALKING IN ON US HAVING SEX

Panel 2: Middle text: SO WE ATTACHED A WARNING BELL TO HER.

Panel 3: Top text: TECHNICALLY IT WORKED Dialogue from child: YES, SWEETIE?

Panel 4: Dialogue from adult woman: DADDY, WHY DOES MOMMY RUN TO THE BATHROOM WHENEVER THE EGG TIMER GOES OFF? Dialogue from adult man: I’LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU’RE… LIKE… 50 YEARS OLDER.

Panel 5: Top text: I’VE LEARNED TO CONTROL IT. Dialogue from child: HEY, MY MOM SENT ME A GIANT STACK OF OLD CHURCH BELL CDs.

Panel 6: Dialogue from adult man: DO ME!

Panel 7: Top text: BUT CHRISTMAS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. Dialogue from child: WHY DO WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO SLEIGHBELL CAROLS OVER AND OVER? Dialogue from adult woman: ’TIS THE SEASON!