Comic #1922: 2010-08-16

Description

Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:
Character 1: "I THINK IT'S TIME WE TOOK OUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE NEXT LEVEL. THE PHYSICAL LEV—"
Character 2: "OH MY GOD!"

Panel 2:
Character 1: "I SWEAR I WASN'T GONNA TOUCH HER!"

Panel 3 (Caption):
"The most useful tool in parenting is the laser pointer."