Comic #7119: warp
Description
Here’s the transcription of the comic:
Top Left Panel:
- Alien 1: “Humans! We have come to congratulate you on the development of the warp drive! We detected the first signal this morning.”
Top Right Panel:
- Alien 2: “We now welcome you to the great conversation of the universe! There are billions of civilizations, each unique and beautiful. With our advanced biological technology, you will live long enough to see as many as you like.”
Middle Left Panel:
- Human: “But we didn't develop warp drives yet. We can’t even get people past the moon right now.”
Middle Right Panel:
- Alien 1: “Zorhank was out here? Joyriding? But I told him…”
Bottom Left Panel:
- Alien 2: “Sigh Let’s put stuff in their butts then have them wake up in a cornfield again.”
Bottom Right Panel:
- Human: “Can you tell us the cure for cancer first?”
- Alien 2: “Please don’t make this more awkward than it already is.”