Comic #7044: myth-2

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Panel 1: Person 1: "I think superhero stories are modern myths."

Panel 2: Person 2: "No! No! Why do people keep saying that?!"

Panel 3: Person 3: "The hallmarks of myth are (A) people actually believe them, (B) they don’t make any sense, and (C) weird weird sex!"

Panel 4: Person 4: "If Superman were a myth figure, he should be turning into a cow so Batman, who is his brother, can be tricked into sex with them, leading to the birth of the Wonder Twins!"

Panel 5: Person 5: "Then, there should be yearly rites where virgins go to the forest and dance naked around an effigy of cow-Superman’s udders in the hopes of getting impregnated by Batman!"

Panel 6: Person 6: "Until that day, they are power fantasies not myths."

Panel 7: Person 7: "You’ve been thinking about this a lot I guess."

Panel 8: Person 8: "On an unrelated topic, would you like to join my Superman cult?"

This captures all the dialogue in the comic accurately.