Comic #5995: bat-problems

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Text: "I TOOK ON THE FORM OF A BAT TO STRIKE TERROR INTO THE HEARTS OF CRIMINALS."
• Image description: A character in a bat-themed costume, likely representing Batman, appears serious.

Panel 2:

• Text: "BUT OVER THE LAST TWENTY YEARS, RESPECT FOR NATURE HAS BECOME A STANDARD VALUE IN KIDS' TELEVISION."
• Image description: The character stands near a wall, looking contemplatively at a shadow of a bat.

Panel 3:

• Text: "THOSE KIDS ARE GROWN UP NOW."
• Image description: The character looks reflective as others around appear confused.

Panel 4:

• Text: "AND I'M TOO EMBARRASSED TO KEEP DOING MY JOB."
• Image description: A surprised group of characters, one pointing in astonishment.

Panel 5:

• Speech Bubble: "OH! WOW! YOU MUST BE A GIANT GOLDEN-CROWNED FLYING FOX, WITH A WINGSPAN OF UP TO 1.5 METERS!"
• Image description: A character with glasses appears excited.

Panel 6:

• Speech Bubble: "AAAAH! IT'S A GODDAMNED BAT!"
• Image description: The bat-themed character appears alarmed, while others express shock.

Comic Signature:

• Link: smbc-comics.com

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