Comic #3161: 2014-01-12

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Panel 1: Person speaking: "Sure, I did drugs as a lad. But I still think we should put people in jail for that."

Panel 2: Person speaking: "My time spent doing drugs is something I regret. And I hate to think of anyone coming away from their teenage years with any sort of regret."

Panel 3: Person speaking: "With that in mind, we've created a new police division: Bad Decision Corps."

Panel 4: Person (child): "This is a violation of my rights!"

Panel 5: Person speaking: "Do you think that goatee's attractive?" Person (child): "Yeah. It makes me look dangerous."

Panel 6: Person speaking: "Come with me, son." Person (child): "Let me go!" Person speaking: "You'll thank me someday when you're paroled."