Comic #6804: seduction

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Here’s a detailed transcription of the comic panels:

Panel 1:

• Character 1 (female) speaking: "Professor, I know I’m failing, and I would give you anything for a good grade."
• Character 2 (male): "sigh Listen, miss–"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "Just a moment, I have to bend over to tie my shoes…"

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "I’m not—Oh my god. Are those… arcade tickets? A whole roll of arcade tickets?"

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "Enough to get 2 slinkies, a medium container of slime, and still have enough left over for sour straws and a ring pop."

Panel 5:

• Character 2 (male, looking shocked): "DO NOT TELL MY WIFE."
• Character 1: "Why not?"

Panel 6:

• Character 2: "Those are my sour straws!"

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