Comic #5144: chirugeon

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TV SHOW IDEA: SEVENTEENTH CENTURY MEDICAL DRAMA

Panel 1: Person 1: "He's got too much blood AND too much bile!"

Panel 2: Person 2: "They never taught me about this in chirurgeon school." Person 3: "Damn your books, rookie! This is life and death. We've got to bleed and purge him AT THE SAME TIME." Person 4: "How?!"

Panel 3: Person 3: "Stab in the bowels. We can get the excess blood and bile out in one stroke." Person 4: "But that's never been tried before!"

Panel 4: (Shows a person confidently holding a knife) Person 3: "Watch me."

Panel 5: MINUTES LATER… Person 1: "We've… lost him." Person 2: "Have you noticed that we always lose them?" Person 3: "Shutup, rookie."

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