Comic #4742: gojirasaurus

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Panel 1: "In today's news, a 1,000 meter tall lizard-creature attacked New York City."

Panel 2: "Given the enormous weight of the creature, and the fact that weight and cross-sectional area don't scale together linearly, the creature was made almost entirely of legs, which were made almost entirely of bone."

Panel 3: "Additionally, since nerve impulses travel at about 100 meters per second, the creature was not able to rapidly respond to dangerous stimuli."

Panel 4: "The creature was thus easily dispatched, then used to make a tasty bone broth."

Panel 5: "Sources say local people reluctantly thanked science for never letting anything interesting happen."

Panel 6: "We now go live to a lightsaber duel that's no fun because light doesn't work that way."