Comic #2062: 2011-01-05
Description
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Panel 1:
- Background text: "WE REALIZED OVERPOPULATION WAS A PROBLEM."
- Image description: A crowded scene with faceless individuals.
Panel 2:
- Background text: "TO FIX IT, WE FOUND THOSE PEOPLE MOST OPPOSED TO HAVING CHILDREN AND CONVINCED THEM TO HAVE AS MANY BABIES AS POSSIBLE."
- Speech bubble from a character: "IT'S A BOY!"
- Speech bubble from another character: "JUST WRAP IT UP AND STICK IT IN THE CAR."
- Image description: A scene with two adults looking at a baby, one with glasses and a bald baby.
Panel 3:
- Background text: "BY THE TIME WE REALIZED OUR MISTAKE… IT WAS TOO LATE."
- Image description: A graph with the axes labeled "PREVALENCE" and "TIME." The lines represent different gene prevalences:
- Red line: "pro-kids genes (BABEEZWO0)"
- Blue line: "anti-kids genes (BABEEZBOO)"
- Yellow line: "spitefully-agree-to-have-kids genes (BABEEZOKFINEWHTVR)"
Panel 4:
- Background text: "BUT, AT LEAST IT CUT DOWN ON IDLE SENTIMENTALISM."
- Speech bubble from a child in bed: "FUCK YOU, DAD."
- Speech bubble from an adult: "EAT SHIT, CHILD."
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