Comic #5699: unique-2

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:
Person talking: “PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW WHAT MAKES HUMANS UNIQUE. BUT, EVERY ANIMAL IS ‘UNIQUE’ BY SOME DEFINITION. EVERY ANIMAL CAN DO SOMETHING NO OTHER ANIMAL DOES.”

Panel 2:
Person talking: “SO YOU CAN PICK ALL SORTS OF ARBITRARY HUMAN BEHAVIORS, CATEGORIZE THEM AS A HUMAN SPECIALTY, AND TECHNICALLY NOT BE WRONG.”
Other person: “SO THAT’S WHAT YOUR LECTURE TODAY IS ON?”
First person: “WELL, SORTA.”

Panel 3:
Text at the bottom: “SOON…”
Person talking: “MAN IS THE ONLY SPECIES THAT CAN GROW LIGHTNING BOLT SIDEBURNS!”
(He is standing behind a podium.)