Comic #1315: 2008-11-26

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Left Panel:

• Title: November 26, 2008

• Text: "Dear Diary, Today, I experienced the miracle of childbirth. It is a miracle in the truest sense.

  I sincerely feel that I have joined the ranks of all the mothers of history. It is as if my life is a new story to be told."

Right Panel:

• Title: November 26, 2008

• Text: "WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? My wife is asleep in her hospital room. I'm afraid to go inside. Who knows what she's capable of?

  WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL? EW!"