Comic #2549: 2012-05-09

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Panel 1: Police Officer: "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR SMOKING MARIJUANA." Person: "OH, IT'S OKAY. THE CONSCIOUS PART OF MY BRAIN ISN'T DIRECTLY EXPERIENCING THE ACTIVE INGREDIENTS."

Panel 2: Person: "THE CANNABINOIDS ARE JUST TRIGGERING CELL RECEPTORS THAT RELEASE CHEMICALS MY CONSCIOUS MIND THEN ENJOYS."

Panel 3: Person: "STRICTLY SPEAKING, YOU OUGHT TO PROSECUTE MY HANDS FOR TRANSPORTING ILLICIT GOODS, MY LUNGS FOR SMUGGLING THEM INTO MY BODY, AND MY CANNABINOID RECEPTORS FOR ACTUALLY TAKING THE DRUGS."

Panel 4: Person: "MY FRONTAL LOBE, WHICH YOU'RE CURRENTLY SPEAKING TO, MAY HAVE MADE SOME SUGGESTIONS TO THE OTHER ACTORS, BUT THEY WERE THE ONES WHO DID THE DEED. ARRESTING MY EGO WOULD BE LIKE ARRESTING SOMEONE FOR WALKING INTO A ROOM FILLED WITH POT SMOKERS."

Panel 5: Police Officer: "HEY!" Person: "DON'T GET MAD AT ME. MY HANDS ARE JUST OBEYING THE FRONTAL LOBES IN CONGRESS." Person: "I HATE THOSE FRONTAL LOBES!"

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